ironpantsu:

KERA May 2011

ironpantsu:

KERA May 2011

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

bryannnne:

This is pretty much what the entire camera roll on my phone looks like. There’s just something about a beautiful sky that makes my heart beat fast.

dinogirl94:

americandreambarbie:

dewgongo:

lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this

Radioactive In The Dark

hurraaid:

andlemmekisslou:

soliloq-uy:

sakibatch:

rawritsmeep:

cheapbeeer:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

image

ancestor:

People will do anything for their aesthetic

ancestor:

People will do anything for their aesthetic


No one ever bothers you...
No one ever bothers you...

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

lilyrosethedreamer:

samid11:

wildwesjames:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

OH MY GOD NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NOPE.
I was going to dismiss this as just a funny image but OOOOOOH NOO, not with this many notes.
There are so many reasons why this image is not real. 
First. I don’t know how big you think “fallopian tubes are” but NO, the only way to get to the tube, (through the cervix) is through a small hole, so small, fitting pencil eraser through would be excruciatingly painful THEY ARE NOT WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN THREE FOOT+ ASS SNAKE TO CRAWL THROUGH UNLESS YOU HAVIN A BABY
(That rod is a thin device used to treat cervical cancer but shows good scale)
Second, If the snake were actually in some kind of bodily orifice or cavity its position would mimic that cavity but instead we get an image of a snake in a relaxed position presumably sitting on the person or more likely from another X-ray image overlaid on top. 
Next, we should address the “survived for three days” portion of this ridiculous scenario. Snakes, breath air. THEY BREATH AIR, WITH LUNGS, THERE IS NO AIR TO BREATH INSIDE YA VAGINA. It would be dead in under half an hour. 
And lastly, the appendix? really? REALLY? How would it have gotten to the goddamn appendix from the fallopian tube.   
It would have had to eat through several layers or tissue in order to get there and snakes, CANNOT EAT THROUGH THINGS. They can’t even bite pieces off of things, they only eat prey they can swallow whole. 
So unless you are sitting in stirrups, outside, with a speculum in ya vag, dilated from just havin a baby, GOT A DEAD RAT IN YOUR CERVIX AND THERE IS A HOLE IN IT LEADING TO YOUR BOWEL….
I wouldn’t call this a feasible scenario.

^^^BLESS
I WAS LOSING FAITH IN THIS WEBSITE’S INTELLIGENCE MORE THAN I USUALLY DO

Goodness, I’m pretty sure you WOULD feel (or at least notice) a snake trying to get into your vagina. Good job debunking this…even though it should have had to be debunked in the first place.

lilyrosethedreamer:

samid11:

wildwesjames:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

OH MY GOD NO

NO NO NO NO NO

NOPE.

I was going to dismiss this as just a funny image but OOOOOOH NOO, not with this many notes.

There are so many reasons why this image is not real. 

First. I don’t know how big you think “fallopian tubes are” but NO, the only way to get to the tube, (through the cervix) is through a small hole, so small, fitting pencil eraser through would be excruciatingly painful THEY ARE NOT WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GODDAMN THREE FOOT+ ASS SNAKE TO CRAWL THROUGH UNLESS YOU HAVIN A BABY

(That rod is a thin device used to treat cervical cancer but shows good scale)

Second, If the snake were actually in some kind of bodily orifice or cavity its position would mimic that cavity but instead we get an image of a snake in a relaxed position presumably sitting on the person or more likely from another X-ray image overlaid on top. 

Next, we should address the “survived for three days” portion of this ridiculous scenario. Snakes, breath air. THEY BREATH AIR, WITH LUNGS, THERE IS NO AIR TO BREATH INSIDE YA VAGINA. It would be dead in under half an hour. 

And lastly, the appendix? really? REALLY? How would it have gotten to the goddamn appendix from the fallopian tube.  

It would have had to eat through several layers or tissue in order to get there and snakes, CANNOT EAT THROUGH THINGS. They can’t even bite pieces off of things, they only eat prey they can swallow whole. 

So unless you are sitting in stirrups, outside, with a speculum in ya vag, dilated from just havin a baby, GOT A DEAD RAT IN YOUR CERVIX AND THERE IS A HOLE IN IT LEADING TO YOUR BOWEL….

I wouldn’t call this a feasible scenario.

^^^BLESS

I WAS LOSING FAITH IN THIS WEBSITE’S INTELLIGENCE MORE THAN I USUALLY DO

Goodness, I’m pretty sure you WOULD feel (or at least notice) a snake trying to get into your vagina. Good job debunking this…even though it should have had to be debunked in the first place.

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying